Intrigued by all the hype the new man from the newly revamped “Old Spice” commercials is generating, I decided to check out what all the commotion was about.
After all, he even has Demi Moore tweeting, “Old Spice Guy- I want a special video response wow!!!!”
In any case, being the indentured servant that I am to all of you lovely readers, I thought it my civic duty to report back with my findings.
First of all, I have to say that I thought the commercial I watched was hilarious.
And yes, the Old Spice Guy does have rock hard abs, a whole six-pack of ’em, accompanied by a chiselled physique.
On top of that he has a gorgeous, sexy, deep voice that commands you to “look at him.”
What can I say, he had me at “Hello Ladies.”
However, if there is one complaint, I have to base it on the element of cruelty exercised by the Old Spice Guy.
I mean, how can he instruct us to “Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me?”
After participating in this wee exercise, all I can say is the results were devastating.
Like the Buddha, I was awakened to the reality that I can buy the significant other all the Old Spice body wash I want, but it’s never going to turn him into the Old Spice Guy.
And smelling like him? Sad consolation prize.
Look down, where are you? I’m on a boat with the Old Spice Guy who very effectively is literally having his clothes ripped off his body by strong gusts of wind.
And yes, the subliminal effect is having quite an effect on me.
To add insult to injury, he throws in the words “two tickets to that thing you love” and “diamonds.”
I’m a goner.
Old Spice Guy, all I can say is, you complete me.
I command you to rescue me on your horse!
Ladies, watch the commercial and let me know if you agree with me!